3 men were chatting; one was American, the other Japanese, and the third a Singaporean. As usual, they started bragging about themselves.
The American said, "When I die, people will look at me and say, 'This man has lived his life to the fullest.' "
The Japanese looked at the American and said, "Oh, no no no no. That not good enough. When I die, people will look at me and say, 'This man lived an honourable life.' That better, that better."
The Singaporean looked at the Japanese and said, "What the..?! You call THAT better? Oh please. When I die, people will look at me and say, 'He's moving.' "